Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
Gore Vidal
For flavour, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin Crisp
Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.
Gore Vidal
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a saturday night.
Woody Allen.
Though the sex to which I belong is considered weak you will nevertheless find me a rock that bends to no wind.
Elizabeth I
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different.
George Santayana
I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven't met a lot of men who've said, "You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!". That's because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them.
Megan Fox
She was stark naked expect for a PVC raincoat,dress,net stockings,undergarments,shoes,rain hat and gloves.
Keith Waterhouse.
Splendid couple - slept with both of them.
Maurice Bowra.
