We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
Arthur Hoppe
A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available.
Masters and Johnson
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
William Shakespeare
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Cary Grant
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
Francoise Sagan
It's impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.
Winston Churchill
My wife is a sex object every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Les Dawson
I'll come to your room at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
Tallulah Bankhead
Love is blind. Yes. But lust, lust is deaf.
Gul Panag
Life is like sex: if your are too anxious, nothing is going to work...
Paulo Coelho
