I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush.
Scott E. Roeben
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. Laurence J. Peter
सन्नी ळेऔन: मैंने आज तक किसी के आगे हाथ नाहे फिलाये! कृपा आप टांगे की बात न करें!
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. Scott E. Roeben
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset Maugham
Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
It's so long since I had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and open. He considered the senses the 'windows of the soul.' When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.
Jim Morrison
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
Anonymous
