Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as sex, and is made up of the same ambivalent mixture of irresistible urges and inevitable taboos.
Rene Konig
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Casey Stengel
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
I guess you could call me a polygamist. Sometimes I switch hands.
Scott E. Roeben
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
Adrienne Gusoff
The secret to a long relationship, no sex.
Gore Vidal
Music, not sex, got me aroused.
Marvin Gaye
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
Walter Matthau
Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
Anatole France
