We don't do that in England.
Here is my naked body. Take a long look at what nobody else can look at. And hurry up, before all the spectators show up.

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.
Neighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better off without them.
My panties were still on but he didn't let that stop him, nosing them out of the way and tonguing my sex, making low, growling noises in his throat like a big cat purring with pleasure while it devoured its prey.
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.
Oral sex is a great way to tone up your cheekbones.
I don't give blow jobs, because I find it really off-putting seeing a grown man look so pathetically grateful.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
