You're the only woman in the world I want to be amazing in bed for or to give mind-blowing, multiple orgasms to.
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
Who'd cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don't you go fuck yourself?
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
It's one thing to shoot a man, quite another to cast aspersions upon his lovemaking skills.
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
