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An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.

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His semen had never done any harm to anyone.

Oh, I know that she's disgusted,
cause she's feeling so abused.
She gets tired of the lust,
but it's so hard to refuse.

I been talkin' with my buddy, and he thinks I'm virgin enough for the two of us.

Strangers make restless bedfellows, especially when bedbugs are your only acquaintances.

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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.

Love is a wild fire that cannot be contained by any mere element known to man.

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