The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.
Women do not believe that men believe what pornography says about women. But they do. From the worst to the best of them, they do.
It'll be a sad day for sexual liberation when the pornography addict has to settle for the real thing.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
If i were asked for a one-line answer to, 'What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'
The best way to attract a man immediately is to have a magnificent bosom and a half-size brain and let both of them show.
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.
I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.