I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquaintance, next a mistress, and only then a friend.
I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don't think you can beat my vibrator.
I started to be really proud of the fact I was gay even though I wasn't.
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
My idea of the perfect foreplay - you caress my dreams as I fondle your thoughts.
You know what I hate most of all in the whole wide world?...More than people who think that if you're bisexual it means you'll fuck absolutely anyone (especially them).