Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
The Duchess of Jermyn Street
They kept saying, "Can you be sexier?", and I was like, I'm going to get hip dysplasia if I try and make it any sexier!
On being told to be sexy while shooting for James Bond
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different.
When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Not all who make love make marriages.
When sex is good there's nothing better, when it's bad it's not bad.
Sex in a woman's world has the same currency a penny has in a man's. Every penny saved is a penny earned in one world and in the next every sexual adventure is a literary experience.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi'!
