To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
I learnt everything the hard-way; and now I am experienced, my erections are few and far between.
I think the reason justice is blind is because lawyers are jerking off all the time.
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.