I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
I didn't start having sex until I was 23, believe it or believe it. 23 years is a long time.
When I finally saw a vagina in person, it was like meeting a celebrity.
I was like, "Oh my God! I've seen your all movies".
My sexual preference is often.
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.