Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody.
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
Author Unknown
Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
Harold Robbins
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Drew Carey
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard Shaw
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Author Unknown
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Louise Sammons