I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
Alec Baldwin
The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot.
Anne Sexton
Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.
Mason Cooley
Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.
Gail Sheehy
My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs
Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.
Felix Sabates
A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.
Jason Biggs
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.
D. H. Lawerence
