Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you've cleaned your teeth before hand.
Thom Yorke
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
When a man and woman share the love of cigars, it creates a unique intimacy.
Julie Ross
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
Francoise Sagan
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
Author Unknown
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Thoughts have no sex.
Clare Boothe Luce
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Elton John
Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day.