Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
Arthur Hoppe
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Cary Grant
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
Francoise Sagan
It's impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.
Winston Churchill
I'll come to your room at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
Tallulah Bankhead
I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush.
Scott E. Roeben
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. Laurence J. Peter
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
Anonymous
When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
