Authorities have ordered a closer scrutiny of cocks in the state of Texas. Male chickens. What did you think I meant?
Martin Dansky
Authorities have ordered a closer scrutiny of cocks in the state of Texas. Male chickens. What did you think I meant?
Martin Dansky
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P J O'Rourke
A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on.
However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.
He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.
Ayatollah Khomeini .
Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
Harold Robbins
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs
Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you've cleaned your teeth beforehand.
Thom Yorke
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Dr William H Masters
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows.
John Callahan
Sex without love is mating, love without sex is philosophy.
Don Williams Jr
