An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller
I guess you could call me a polygamist. Sometimes I switch hands.
Scott E. Roeben
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
Adrienne Gusoff
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. Alan King
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Ken Hammond
When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.
Jessica Tandy
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller
Authorities have ordered a closer scrutiny of cocks in the state of Texas. Male chickens. What did you think I meant?
Martin Dansky
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Ken Hammond
