My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
Rodney Dangerfield
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Mark Twain
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
Anonymous
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation ... The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller
A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.
Anonymous
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
Mae West
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin
The Big Bang definitely has erotic overtones.
Jules Carlysle
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
