If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
Rodney Dangerfield
Women are naturally secretive, and they like to do their own secreting.
Arthur Conan Doyle
Abstinence is a perversion.
Bill Maher
Some chicks are crazy just cause your mans' on a diet, doesn't mean he doesn't check out the menu.
Anonymous
I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.
Dennis Wolfberg
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Albert Einstein
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.
Victor Lownes
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
Woody Allen
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Matt Groening
