As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
Scott Roeben
What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.
Scott Roeben
Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds.
Susan Sontag
A lion wouldn't cheat, but a tiger wood.
Anonymous
A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
Redd Foxx
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Woody Allen
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Phyllis Diller
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody Allen
Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.
Germaine Greer
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby
