Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
Who'd cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don't you go fuck yourself?
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
His semen had never done any harm to anyone.
I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
Why are there never any 'Good' side-effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says "May Cause extreme Sexiness".
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.