Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.
The reason most people sweat is so they will not catch fire while they are making love.
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse.
I have a dream, that one day fat bitches won't be allowed to wear leggings.
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
The Duchess of Jermyn Street
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good.