Mature Quotes


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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.