The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen
Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the ages.
William J Brennan Jr
The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports.
Piet Hein
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.
George Mikes
The single most enjoyable thing in the world...... SEX!
Starhawk
Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.
Chuck Palahniuk
The mammary fixation is the most infantile and the most American, of the sex fetishes.
Molly Haskell
Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Charles Bukowski
When you get to fifty-two, food becomes more important than sex.
Tom Lehrer