Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as sex, and is made up of the same ambivalent mixture of irresistible urges and inevitable taboos.
Rene Konig
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Casey Stengel
The secret to a long relationship, no sex.
Gore Vidal
Music, not sex, got me aroused.
Marvin Gaye
The magic of sex is it's acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there's no storage problem.
Chuck Palahniuk
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Marcus Aurelius
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
William Somerset Maugham
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midler
Sex is better than talk... Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Woody Allen



