What's the three words you never want to hear while making love?
Honey, I'm home.
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man.
Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love.
The only time my wife gets hot is when she burns her hand while cooking.
When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air.
The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina.
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