I want to reach your mind. Where is it currently located?
I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later.
My uncle owned a kebab shop, but he's dead now. He was buried with all his equipment. He'll be turning in his grave...
I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start eating.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had gonorrhea.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.