Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Any car can be a collector car, if you collect it.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Disneyland is the only people trap operated by a mouse.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth carefully edited truth.

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