Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Any car can be a collector car, if you collect it.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Disneyland is the only people trap operated by a mouse.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth carefully edited truth.