I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
Dear Math, I'm not therapist. So solve your own problems.
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.
I wonder whether those of our political masters who have been put in charge of the defence of the country can distinguish for a mortar from a motor; a gun from a howitzer; a guerrilla from a gorilla, although a great many resemble the later.
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.