I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
The two rules of procrastination:
1) Do it today.
2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.
Early to bed, early to rise - makes a man unwanted, boring and lice.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?
If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.