All generalizations are false, including this one.
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.