Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.
If you have one eye on Yesterday, and one eye on Tomorrow, you are going to be cockeyed Today.
Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Recession is when a neighbour loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
A dice is very reliable. You can count on it.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?