Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
To err is human; to make real mess, you need a computer.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
I was considered to be a very good boy by my siblings, parents and friends. But then I got married.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
The future ain't what it used to be.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
We have the best government that money can buy.
My wife had her driving test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other two guys jumped clear.