If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
In 1947, one rupee equalled one dollar; in 2000, it reached 45, today it is 60! Gosh, it's almost keeping up with my age!
Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.
Silence is Golden, speech is silver;
So I do not talk much.
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners" is talking about either a law-firm or a hand of bridge.
A committee is a group of the unwilling chosen form the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
I'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent rewriter.
I'm a drinker with writing problems.
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.