If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
I don't like my hands. I always keep them at arm's length.
I drink to make other people interesting.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
My goal is to be able to say, "Fame and fortune just didn't bring me happiness".
Laziness: the habit of resting before fatigue sets in.
I have yet to meet a kind, witty, interesting, attractive, rich person I didn't like.
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.