Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
I always enjoy appearing before a British audience. Even if they don't feel like laughing, they nod their heads to show they've understood.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.
Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect.
Thanks to my wife, I am quite enlightened... about my shortcomings.
The capacity to admire others is not my most fully developed trait.
Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.