For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
I think my mirror has gotten older.
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
The reason there's so much ignorance is that those who have it are so eager to share it.
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man; a debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his kids to college.
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.