Very few people can afford to be poor.
Whenever I go on a diet the only thing I seem to lose is my mind.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.
I can understand no driving licences, but isn't it better to left them emigrate?
BJD leader, on MP government denying services, including passports, to eve teasers
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason and intellect intended us to forgo their use.
You know how they say, "Life will go on regardless of you...". Today I say, "So will the gym".
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
Brooklyn has always been considered second-class to Manhattan but that's only Manhattan's thinking.
I just called the paparazzi a bunch of "professional photographers" and now they want to sue.