I don't understand why people say "Enough is Enough"! What else can it be?
I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness.
Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to make you do it.
I hate reasonable people, the activity of their brains sucks up all the blood out of their hearts.
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.