You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education
A writer must always tell the truth, unless he is a journalist.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones
"Google before you tweet" is the new "think before you speak"
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.
There're only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.