If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The trouble with Socialism is, sooner or later you run out of other people's money.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
Mario Andretti has retired from race car driving.
That's a good thing.
He's getting old.
He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on.
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.
He said,`No hablo ingles.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Living with a conscience is like driving with the brakes on.
Living with a conscience is like driving with the brakes on.