Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I`ve been in love with the same women for forty years - if my wife finds out she`ll kill me.
My father's a preacher, my mother's a teacher, thus I rhyme.
I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
She got her looks from her father. He`s a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx
Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.