My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Sometimes in the quest for enlightenment the only thing that gets lighter is your wallet.
When you can't figure out what to do, it's time for a nap.
An Indian without horoscope is like an American without a credit card.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.