Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
The man loves danger and sport. That is why he loves woman, the most dangerous of all sports.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have become beer.
War is better than marriage because after war you either live or die, but after marriage you neither live nor die.
I suffer from girlnextdooritis where the guy is friends with you and that's it.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving man who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.