When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
A person is pronounced great when he can face a difficult situatin with happiness and laughter.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.
Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant.
I`m too tall to be a girl. I`m between a chick and a broad.
I think less is more when it comes to kissing in the movies.
I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.