The man`s [Bush] embarrassing. He's not my president and he never will be either.
Children use all their wiles to get their way with adults. Adults do the same with children
It`s funny when people say, `I don`t think Julia likes me.` Honey, if I don`t like you, you're going to know about it.
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong
You can be true to the character all you want but you've got to go home with yourself.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
The crux is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Adults are obsolete children.
Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it