Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.