A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
A joke is a very serious thing.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
If you want something that will last forever - take out a mortgage!
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
Be obscure clearly.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.