Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
Banta: Mein New Zealand vich mundayan naal BUNGEE jumping khoob enjoy keeti. Tu kehri sports khedthi c ?
Preeto: Mein vi pind vich mundayan naal MANJEE jumping khoob enjoy kitti c.
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last.
Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'.